Tumblr (3.0; @oscarschaikhaana)http://oscarschaikhaana.tumblr.com/<iframe src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F37947312&liking=false&sharing=false&origin=tumblr" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" class="soundcloud_audio_player" width="500" height="116"></iframe><br/><br/><p>Obligatory Oscars outrage & predictions post, featuring @natashajahangir, @mahnoorie & @ashwinpande.</p> <p>I’m pretty sure we called how cringe-inducing this Billy Crystal hosting would be. It’s in there, between the lines.</p>http://oscarschaikhaana.tumblr.com/post/18354767889http://oscarschaikhaana.tumblr.com/post/18354767889Sun, 26 Feb 2012 20:49:00 -0500<iframe src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F37946345&liking=false&sharing=false&origin=tumblr" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" class="soundcloud_audio_player" width="500" height="116"></iframe><br/><br/><p>Red carpet roundup! With @natashajahangir, @mahnoorie, @thekarachikid and featuring @ashwinpande.</p> <p>Enjoy partaking in the discomfort of those last two.</p>http://oscarschaikhaana.tumblr.com/post/18354052447http://oscarschaikhaana.tumblr.com/post/18354052447Sun, 26 Feb 2012 20:38:00 -0500@guldaar: I will wear one of my shaadi outfits during this bedridden Oscar coverage venture.<br /> <br /> @mahnoorie: Am I listening to the High School Musical OST to prepare for the madness to come? Maybe. <br /> <br /> @guldaar: @mahnoorie @thekarachikid @natashajahangir Listening to Jazz to justify The Artist being a silent film about the Jazz age. <br /> <br /> @natashajahangir: @guldaar @mahnoorie @thekarachikid and I'm listening to christian folk because well... I actually have no real reason. #hidesfromthemullahs<br /> <br /> @thekarachikid: @natashajahangir @guldaar @mahnoorie I'm listening to Neil deGrasse Tyson's podcast. #spacethefinalfrontier<br /> <br /> @mahnoorie: Can I just register my frustration, once again, that there are no performances this year? #MUPPETRAGE<br /> <br /> @natashajahangir: @mahnoorie IS SUCH AN OSCAR NERD!<br /> <br /> @mahnoorie: #OscarsPK podcast coverage continues, as @natashajahangir mocks my pain and suffering. Stay tuned.<br /> <br /> @natashajahangir: Amara Miller from the descendants wearing a beautiful Valentino Couture gown! Minus the weird sleeves.<br /> <br /> @mahnoorie: Um, woah. The cast of The Artist is already here? So much for my "only losers are early" theory. (Unless they're proving that.)<br /> <br /> @natashajahangir: Penelope Ann Miller... That's a boring dress.<br /> <br /> @mahnoorie: Yay! Brian Selznik! Kidlit writers/illustrators represent!<br /> <br /> @natashajahangir: Mila Jocovich wearing a white Elie Saab and looking pretty smokin' hot. Damn the girl can work any look.<br /> <br /> @mahnoorie: There's a sequins trend this year? I just lost all interest in this red carpet.<br /> <br /> @natashajahangir: I WANT ALL THAT OSCAR FOOD. Wolfgang Puck does it again!<br /> <br /> @mahnoorie: MAN, the yelling for Michelle Williams is taking away from the stunning picture in mint green that is Berenice Bejo.<br /> http://oscarschaikhaana.tumblr.com/post/18346219353http://oscarschaikhaana.tumblr.com/post/18346219353Sun, 26 Feb 2012 18:38:22 -0500<iframe src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F37930817&liking=false&sharing=false&origin=tumblr" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" class="soundcloud_audio_player" width="500" height="116"></iframe><br/><br/><p>PRE-RED CARPET GOODNESS: @natashajahangir & @mahnoorie discuss snacks to have during the Oscars, Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy (with her staff and ADORABLE puppy), load-shedding and @mahnoorie’s endless pain and suffering.</p>http://oscarschaikhaana.tumblr.com/post/18342943144http://oscarschaikhaana.tumblr.com/post/18342943144Sun, 26 Feb 2012 17:48:00 -0500<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_18336436122" src="http://oscarschaikhaana.tumblr.com/post/18336436122/audio_player_iframe/oscarschaikhaana/tumblr_m00qr4giUs1rqy2e0?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Foscarschaikhaana%2F18336436122%2Ftumblr_m00qr4giUs1rqy2e0" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"></iframe><br/><br/><p>Today’s Oscars coverage brought to you by @guldaar, @mahnoorie, @natashajahangir & @thekarachikid.</p> <p>With special appearances by Kermit the Frog, pizza, and… well, you’ll see.</p> <p>Stay tuned for more predictions, musings, red carpet commentary and round-ups.</p>http://oscarschaikhaana.tumblr.com/post/18336436122http://oscarschaikhaana.tumblr.com/post/18336436122Sun, 26 Feb 2012 16:09:00 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m00fug49Pk1rqy2e0o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It’s the Oscars meet Pakistan…. BITCH!</p>http://oscarschaikhaana.tumblr.com/post/18321554685http://oscarschaikhaana.tumblr.com/post/18321554685Sun, 26 Feb 2012 12:13:28 -0500OscarsPakistanOscars 2012